Captain Eo
I watched this thing on youtube back when Michael Jackson died. I suggest you do the same, and compare Michael's acting in this video with his performance in The Wiz.

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Forget Scoop, AVCLUB should have reviewed the Lifehouse Chronicles, a giant six disc thingy only available on his website, with all the demos made for the Lifehouse project. Amazing

My statement still stands. Sack up, Dan Savage (if that is your real name)

Michael Jackson wrote that line himself based on his in-depth knowledge of the Bible.

Dave78 just owned all you pretentious fagtards.

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Hey , Dan Savage, too pussy to allow comments on your shitty column? Nut up, champ.

Final Fantasy VII
was the first role playing game I ever played. Revisiting it years later….

Final Fantasy VII
was the first role playing game I ever played. Revisiting it years later….

The slipper scene you are referring to is from Arachnophobia.

I wrote this book a long time ago
a very long time ago

Or a katana.

HELLO
How the fuck could you leave out Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII?

MJ
You guys are assholes. WAAAH LOOK AT ALL THOSE VAIN CELEBRITIES TRYING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. what have you guys done to help Africa? NOTHING. Michael Jackson dedicated his whole life to helping those kids.

One of the
This is one of the best Haters in awhile, as it's actually something worth hating on.

CancerHIV
Cancer………tainment?

Good fucking riddance
Keep that nasty tattooed bitch Janeane Garofolo off my airwaves, and take that clueless braying jackass Al Roker with him. Go have a foursome with Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon then all get abortions together while high-fiving. Douches.

Why is he a borderline douche for that singing show? It's a job. He has kids to feed. Get off the pop culture website and live in the real world for a minute

Tropopause - I had the exact same reaction as you. The Fridge didn't bother me at all. The pointless Tarzan reference and the unnecessary CGI gopher were only minor distractions. But those waterfalls- plus when the jeep landed on the branch or whatever and it bounced them back up like a trampoline. I felt like was in…

It's funny to read this
with the giant ass Jack-in-the-Box advertisement flashing away at the right. CORPORATE WHORES