My Picks
TV: Nip/Tuck. No argument that it's nowhere near as good as the first two seasons, but it's still consistently, trashily entertaining, incredibly surreal, clever in it's insanity, and just overall some of the weirdest television out there.

One reason I never bothered to watch a show was that I have trouble believing there can be any great shows beyond the ones I've already seen.

How was that trolling? Conan did ads for Bud Light last year. How is that different from Leno shilling Doritos?

I saw the Director's cut first, and you can understand the story, you just have to pay attention to the details.

"Selling Bud Light on TV? What a fuckin' whore. And not even when he needed the money either, you know? If you're a young actor, I'll look the other way, but the guy makes $3 million a year, he decides to hock Bud Light to make more money. You don't got enough money you fucking whore? You've got to sell beer to bovine…

HAHAHAHAH at the sand and oil comment. Genius satire.

Michael Jackson never touched those kids. He loved children and identified with their souls. He had Vitiligo and the changing appearance can be explained by weight loss, his vegetarian diet, and changes in stage lighting over time. So fuck YOUUUUUUUUUUU

Jesus
Didn't this guy die last week or something?

Fuck this guy
Smug douche. Unfunny on Best Week Ever (basically killed the show when he took it over. Ok maybe it was already dead, he just buried it) unfunny in Tenacious D, unfunny in this interview.

Fuck Alan Thicke
If Growing Pains is the shining spot on your resume, time to shove your head in an oven.

Seriously
How long can fanboys hold on to a character? Let him die.

Fat Fuck
FUCK Kevin Smith. There are literally hundreds if not thousands of young, aspiring filmmakers who could shit out a turd better than any one of his recent shitfests, and yet they are relegated to interning at a studio or some shit and he keeps getting money. And jesus christ, is this guy shameless with the…

Is that supposed to be Siskel? Either way it makes no sense to me.

Crichton was not some anti-science Luddite. His books were simply cautionary, but the man himself loved technology. Watch any interview he did with Charlie Rose.

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*gives a shit

No Love for the Terminal Man?
No one ever gives about The Terminal Man.

Yes I Do
I blame Ronald Reagan

Do you live in a crackhouse?

You're thinking of that Eddie Murphy Song "Wazzupwitu" that has that line about the elephants.

Typical Av Clubber:
WTF WHY IS THIS MOVIE GETTING SO MUCH ATTENTION? ARE THERE REALLY THAT MANY BRAIWASHED MICHAEL JACKSON FANATICS? BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO LIEK HIM YOU KNOW, BRAINWASHED FANATIC ZOMBIES. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT ThIS DUDE IS PROBABLY MORE WELL KNOWN IN EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAN ALMOST…