^ Or so they tell us.

I feel so bad for people
who avoid movies because of the length.

Holy Diver is actually about not judging a book by it's cover, and how sometimes things aren't always what they appear on the surface.

Mix-Tape
1. Drive My Car - The Beatles
2. Cars - Gary Neuman
3. Drive- The Cars
4. Pixar - Cars OST
5. Come on Eileen - Dexys Midnight Runners

Roger Rabbit
The unmade third film in the trilogy was going to be called "Cloverleaf". It was going to be about the period in LA when the Red Car was being removed to make way for freeways. Sound familiar?

This has nothing to do with anything
but I just wanted to remind everyone that Idiocracy sucked.

How the fuck
has no one mentioned The Who yet? They're as American as apple pie.

What are you doing up so late loser

The last time they used the cautiously optimistic catchphrase, I told them their catchphrase sucked and to get a new catchphrase. Looks like they took my advice.

You foolish fools
You fools forgot the most obvious choice, Oingo Boingo's Running on a Treadmill

COllege
You are right Amelie. There is nothing more stupid than college. If you don't go to college, you can end up working for a website were you make fun of easy targets like reality television with a passive-aggressive, not really that funny tone while wearing a cool indie hoodie. In short, choke.

Get a new catchphrase
Stop saying "we remain cautiously optimistic" every one of these things

The Prestige
The one thing that pissed me off about the Prestige was the opening shot. THE OPENING SHOT. You know, where they show you the big pile of hats in the forest. Why? Because without that one shot, I might not have figured out the ending about 20 minutes before it happened and been as underwhelmed as I was.

My God
This site gives some of the worst movie reviews of all time. Stick to Arcade Fire albums and witty quips about reality television

Fuck you
Who's the retard who narrates this? Tell him to spit out the marbles.

Art
None of this crap listed is art. It's mass media entertainment.

Tarantino isn't a douche. He's just a borderline autistic savant for movies.

Maddox Movie
So when's the Best Movie in the Universe coming out?

I smell an inventory

Finally
Now he has time to write the sequels to The Pacifier, Herbie Fully Loaded, and the Queen Latifah/Jimmie Fallon vehicle (literally) "Taxi"