But my heart still broke a little.

Schmaltziest outing, ever. Bob "Bunsen" deserves better, in ALL respects!

But what if TRUUUUUUUUE LOOOOVE exists? ::bats eyelashes:: And that true love means I fetch you some Raisin Bran, for eternity, while biting my lip, and making googly eyes, and smiling dreamily? Whadda you say, old buddy? Say you'll show me some of that ol' Dyckman tenderness? Oh, no, I didn't get that memo.…