Bear have also helped capitalistic pigs!

Worker and Parasite.

I think we all know what pouring out Serbian rum leads to.

I can't even believe there's been one already in the tournament. It's like the sudden abundance of perfect games in baseball.

That's a bummer. But the lesson is clear: FUCK DUKE.

I'm sad to say I wasn't there for FaFPM (RHM 4lyfe, SON!) but I'm pouring one out for Evil Magnitude in spirit.*

And I'm glad your sister was OK! All things considered, it's pretty baller to be in Maui for Christmas.

I remember when Shaka Smart took VPI to the Final Four!

I've always suspected that Virginia Tech's success was the result of a Douglas Adams fever dream.

Melted Kojak Ranks The Concerts He Went To In 2015, or, Who Is That??

Oh dear god. My friends and I had to get pulled out of the ocean on the Jersey Shore this summer after we got caught in a sudden rip current. Everyone was fine, and it was a little scary in the moment, but it was more embarrassing than anything, considering we're all fairly competent swimmers. But we had a pretty good…

HI QUIRKY!

What I love so much about "Waitress" is the narrative. She's being confronted with her indiscretion but there's an uncertainty there. The other woman is right there at the end of the bar but she's not sure whether it's actually her, or if the whispers are pointed in her direction.

Oh, I rectified the shit out of it. Kendrick is the most exciting thing out of the rap game in a while (give or take a Chance).

Damn. I dig the beat, the samples. Legit.

Word. Ambient. Good background shit.

SBT! It's the feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants!

Smooth. Generic, but smooth.

Dude, Hop Along. Top 5 album and "Waitress" is my song of the year.

Ege! It's been a minute. I hope your holiday meal consists of more than just Aegean okra!