It's snowing here too!

Even if the Pats lost, they still would have won the Super Bowl Of Gritty, Undersized White Receivers.

But they were the Patriots.

Yeah, I remember that was the narrative after they won in 2002. And I still believe that the Tuck Rule was invented for the specific purpose of putting the Pats in the Super Bowl that year. SHENANIGANS!

When Randy Moss pretended to moon the crowd at Lambeau Field in that Vikings-Packers 2005 playoff game I was watching with a room full of people and we were all high as shit, laughing our asses off at the greatest, most random TD celebration of all time. And then Joe Buck started going off about morality and poor…

Wow, Robert Kraft is drunk AS FUCK.

THAT TYREE CATCH THO

Also, fuck you, NBC for cutting away from Doug Baldwin's gleefully absurd TD celebration.

First of all, FUCK THE PATS. I cannot stress this enough.

Seriously, though: Lloyd only said Rabin because I said Arafat, WHICH WE DID NOT GET CREDIT FOR. And Park listed Desmond Tutu, FOR WHICH WE ALSO DID NOT GET CREDIT. Which means that your team should have won by a measly 27 POINTS INSTEAD OF THIRTY.

YEEEAAAHH!

You needed to distribute your points, brother (pump the points, bro)! Unfortunately, no songs with 15 points made the top 50.

That's not how you spell "Do You", either. (Damn, that was a great album…)

It doesn't seem like there was a huge consensus this year. There was only one more contributor than last year, but 145 overall songs as opposed to 113 from last year.

I briefly considered adding YouTube (or youtune, its non-union, Mexican equivalent) links to the list, until I suddenly started to feel my brain leave my body. Sounds like a job better suited for someone made of sterner stuff than I.

It was Hitler's favorite song of the year, so I assume its popularity stems from the fact that he uses it to pump up the crowd before his speeches.

Here's What You Need To Know: The CZ Voted For Their Favorite Songs of 2014. Here Are The Top 50 (Or So)! You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

Yeeeaaaaahhhhh money. I finally finished compiling the CZ 2014 songs list. This is me right now.

Human Amusements is a great compilation and an excellent intro to GBV. Highly recommended.

Yeah, sorry. I kind of ranted there for a minute. But GBV is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, GODDAMMIT.