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Melted Kojak
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Great fucking write-up. I haven't been able to get into the holiday spirit at all this year, but if there's one thing that gets my sleigh bells ringing, it's dope-ass Christmas music. Thanks for the reminder of a classic suite of songs.

Let's just say that I'm completely ribbed…




for MY pleasure

Look, Stingo. I've never told anyone this before, but… I can suck my own dick. And I do it A LOT.

Even though we ain't got money
I'm so in love with you honey
And everything will bring a chain of loooooove

I'm guessing it barely missed the cut because the Jon Voight windmill forgives all sins.

*knew exactly what the link was*
*clicked on it anyway*
*enjoyed it immensely*

Wait, you just watched it?!? What have you and bongoes even talked about for the last 6 months??

My Orloni has won, as I win at all things! Now let's put more of this liquid into our bodies!

Never seen him solo either and only seen the Truckers twice (once this past March and another time in 2008 when they co-headlined a tour with The Hold Steady), so I've never actually gotten to see Isbell in any capacity. But damn, what I wouldn't give to have seen the Truckers circa 2004 or so. He was the Harrison to

Seeing him in February! I am so very excite.

If number one isn't "Danko/Manuel", so help me God…

Assuming you need 3, I vote:

It's whatever you want it to be! It can be snow, or Santa, or beer, or gin, or rum, or schnapps…

*[farts] all over your half-assed (ha!) comment for not taking it to its logical conclusion*

Brave and stupid!

Absolutely. If you want, I can handle the songs list, since I know what a pain in the balls it's been for you in the past.

Damn, Texas gas stations are legit. I bet instead of those rotating hot dog machines, they've got rotating foie gras machines!

BTW, I just used the Fish Finder to look for Aprihop (which I'd neither seen nor heard of before) and the only place it's available within 100 miles of me is Connecticut. Yeesh. I'll keep my eyes peeled if it ever makes its way down towards the NY/NJ area, though.