Taken 2: Neckbeard

I've seen my share of bison murals, but the one in Driller Killer tops them all.

Like Carrie is about to use telekinetic steak knives to nail her to a door jamb.

Canceled Netflix last month and haven't missed it for a second.  The streaming library sucks and reserving new releases at Redbox is just too easy.

"I know that every week has a preview of the next episode, but showing us that Cooper will be fine really took a lot of tension out of those final shots. If that had been on a screener, it would’ve knocked me flat."

Cause instincts never play a part in journalism.

An "awesome" episode of The Walking Dead?  Must be a premiere or finale….

Oh, so we weren't trading MST3K quotes?  My bad….

I'm HUGE!

I'll be there.  Anybody else?  Let's hang out!  We'll grab some 3.1% beer and do some tubing.

Drop by for the squinting, stay for the Fisticuffs.

Hey, you can buy a lot of Wal Mart baby formula for $1.50.

I'd recommend short zombie fiction (The New Dead, etc.) and skip Brian Keene.  He was sorta cheesy.

Yeah, that was one bleak excerpt.  Must have been written while Todd was going through the divorce.

Fact: His adam's apple is sharp enough to cut glass.

If JGL and NPH got in a fight, who would win?

Yeah, based on the bathroom murder alone, I don't think it was made-for-TV, but I guess you never can tell what those wacky Italians will broadcast.

It's never really mentioned when discussing giallos, but Lamberto Bava's Blade in the Dark is an underrated gem.  

I second.  Let's move to committee.

It's Your Move stands at the pearly gates, arms wide open.