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This movie is awful. Saw it at Sundance. It has no idea what it wants to be. It's like a After School Special about raising mutant babies that gets all pervy and weird at the end. The entire theater audience was giggling in bemusement during the final 20 minutes. The whole thing is just silly.

Too Speculative
I saw this movie. It was okay. The narration (and the movie as a whole) was way too speculative, though. Nothing new about the case was revealed. If you're interested in hard facts, you're better off looking elsewhere.

Todd VanDerWerff Loves EVERYTHING
Even Happy Town.

Movie Review Day!
C's all around!

Technically proficient? Yes. Compelling? Not really. Band of Brothers stomps The Pacific into the Jap dirt.

Huh?
No mention of Never Sleep Again? Best horror doc I've ever seen…

Wizards of Wor 4 eva!

I predict that those who choose to revisit all of the Lost seasons on DVD will probably end up wanting to skip about 60% of the episodes. All that narrative water-treading won't seem quite as quaint after the series finale.

The Motherfucking Shore Patrol is going to die alone like Jennifer Aniston.

Tupac
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a Boner dies but once.

I'm with Craig. I appreciated West's use of atmosphere, but House of the Dead was so slow, it made Night of the Seagulls look like Crank 2.

Where the hell is Burl at a time like this?

B-Actor Nirvana
Good cast. But it would be better with Tom Sizemore and a rapper.

I've got the first 5 episodes recorded on the DVR. Are they worth watching? Or should I not bother now that the final, fatal diagnosis has been declared?

with a beard it's hard to tell the difference between leftover food fragments and leftover poontang fragments. always a conundrum.

Chris Marquette
Good to see the Freddy Vs. Jason alum making good. I'd assumed he'd spontaneously combusted while masturbating on coke like most of his Hollywood adolescent peers.

Rides
But the mustache, people. The mustache!!!

My Own Worst Enemy..
Is at least 10 times better than this regurgitated nonsense. Where's the Christian faith, NBC? You need to watch Gleaming the Cube again. Or A Brother's Justice. Or whatever.

Swollen
Free lip injections are offered to every ticket holder. Guess it's some sort of tie-in promo.

Out of Orbit
Hey, NASA called, they want Vince Vaughn's head back.