This is gonna make Hemingway & Gellhorn look like House Party 2!

This is gonna make Hemingway & Gellhorn look like House Party 2!

Fuck I had my Jeff Dunham joke all ready to go.

Fuck I had my Jeff Dunham joke all ready to go.

A) That French Montana song is a pile of dogshit.

A) That French Montana song is a pile of dogshit.

Maggie Q wasn't in Die Hard. You are thinking of Bonnie Bedelia.

Maggie Q wasn't in Die Hard. You are thinking of Bonnie Bedelia.

Later that night, after the concert, walking to a bar in downtown Portland with some friends, I saw a black SUV slowing down with a giant mane of hair spilling out of the passenger side window.
"Reggie?" I called out tentatively."Hi" he said, for it was indeed the master of ceremonies from that day, Reggie Watts. The…

Later that night, after the concert, walking to a bar in downtown Portland with some friends, I saw a black SUV slowing down with a giant mane of hair spilling out of the passenger side window.
"Reggie?" I called out tentatively."Hi" he said, for it was indeed the master of ceremonies from that day, Reggie Watts. The…

Well, I guess this will be good and buried so I'll fess up and say I went to see these guys over the weekend in Portland, Maine at their Gentlemen of The Road Stopover/Festival brouhaha. The weather was beautiful, they played on the Eastern Prom right by the water, the beer lines were insanely long, their songs do…

Well, I guess this will be good and buried so I'll fess up and say I went to see these guys over the weekend in Portland, Maine at their Gentlemen of The Road Stopover/Festival brouhaha. The weather was beautiful, they played on the Eastern Prom right by the water, the beer lines were insanely long, their songs do…

What are you smuggling?

What are you smuggling?

She's under a crappy contract with her record company?

Her derrière in The Cooler was also outta sight.