More half-naked photos of Whitney Cummings, please!

Well, Grantland's Fall TV Cancellation Fantasy League has its first casualty.

Likewise, Dave Frishberg's "Van Lingle Mungo," only that was baseball players instead of rock bands.

Christina Ricci: still cute.  Just sayin'.

Van Stephenson, "Modern Day Delilah," a top-20 song from the mid-1980s about an evil temptress … hair stylist.  Yeah, I know, wtf?

Whitney Cummings is terrific.  Zoe Lister Jones likewise.  They deserve better than this.

Whitney on … well, whoever she's on, I hope he knows how fortunate he is.

Five pounds of what?

Nah — she's too old for the role.

The fate of the cat isn't one of the five most disturbing/repugnant/repulsive things to take place in Dogtooth — maybe not one of the top ten.  It's the only film I've ever seen where I actively warn people not to watch it every time it's mentioned.

I'll play the marimba!

A hard article to read, mostly because I was distracted by the advert of Whitney Cummings in a little black dress.

1996: Gina Gershon beds an in-her-prime Jennifer Tilly.
2011: Gina Gershon is forced to blow a KFC drumstick.

B and B- aside, Twixt still sounds like ten kinds of godawful.  And the trailer doesn't help.

Not yet …

And Christine Everhart in Iron Man.  What it all comes down to is, if you don't want to sleep with Leslie Bibb, then you hate America.