"Two different women?"

he looks like Topher Grace crossed with a caterpillar, but I liked him in The Facebook: The Movie. 

My-coe, take the worm ole back to a time before all of the cigars and the brandy—let me finish—could be heard—I'm not fucking finished—in the back of the voice.

*begins to play Miami Vice theme on flugelhorn, segues into Feels So Good*

Is Anne Frank's twitter blowing up w/Beliebers railing against her?

I'm no hero. I just have a photographic memory when it comes to 1990s action thriller trailers.

digging deep?

After Silent Shout and Fever Ray I expect nothing less than amazement. Early listens are incredibly promising.

I think that the ridiculousness of their iconography (and most of Bono's extracurricular ramblings) aside, U2 is a pretty great band. Too bad they didn't continue the weirdness past Passengers.

KEEP STOCKHOLM WEIRD

I disagreed with him more in recent years but he was a generous moviegoer and writer and even his vicious takedowns weren't weird "better file that review into their psych file" personal attacks on the creative team involved. He just loved movies and the moviegoing experience.

I feel like the most conspicuous drawback of the first Vacation film was the cognitive dissonance of Clark being tempted by Christie Brinkley and that Beverly D'Angelo shower scene.

I do like how he's so far down the Gucci fetish gear rabbithole that he's clowning men for wearing classy suits and not Pretty Woman thigh high leather boots. 

I haven't seen a worse forced smile since Moe Szyslak.

they're shoeshiners

list of possible projects:

funny thing, the Polish brothers played the twin thieves who work at the casino in "The Good Thief"

Look at you, you're fuckin' walkin' around like John Barrymore. A pink robe and a fuckin' cigarette holder?

Winter is a disease. Meet the cure. 

little known fact, the name for the TV show 'Eight is Enough' came from a phrase re: the number of women Dick Van Patten would sleep with in one night. "And not one more!" he'd add, laughing.