Not only do Motorheadphones lean more toward mid-range sounds, but when you cue up Ace of Spades, Lemmy comes crashing through the drywall on a Harley, grabs your sister, flips you off, and burns rubber.

I hope Seth MacFarlane talks in a funny voice at some point during the broadcast. If it happens early in the program, I'll probably just finish my popcorn, snap off the tube, grab a glass of milk and call it a night.

An iTunes gift card redeemable only with a purchase of Richard Marx's dark, haunting 1992 release Hazard.

Still funny! Also, Dawes!

Still funny! Also, Dawes!

"No, I caught the ginger, so I get the goddamn gold.

"No, I caught the ginger, so I get the goddamn gold.

Best to all you, my internet acquaintances, in this gayest of times! Time now to logoff, don our snowshoes, and go a-wassailing!

Best to all you, my internet acquaintances, in this gayest of times! Time now to logoff, don our snowshoes, and go a-wassailing!

Do you mean to tell me that girls don't also have penises?

Do you mean to tell me that girls don't also have penises?

Oh, fuck. Please, somebody. Help. I was just streaming Natural Born Killers and my TV accidentally went off.

Oh, fuck. Please, somebody. Help. I was just streaming Natural Born Killers and my TV accidentally went off.

True indeed. I guess I need to remember that my taste actually has zero impact on commercial success. "Creativity" or "rock n' roll instincts" would have been more accurate than "career."

True indeed. I guess I need to remember that my taste actually has zero impact on commercial success. "Creativity" or "rock n' roll instincts" would have been more accurate than "career."

And yet leaving the Police killed his career. Discuss.

And yet leaving the Police killed his career. Discuss.

POINTER SISTERS: Neutron Dance

POINTER SISTERS: Neutron Dance

Dude, you just don't get it. Cole Porter was the Skrillex of his time.