Dude, you just don't get it. Cole Porter was the Skrillex of his time.

Ain't no party like a West Egg party cuz a West Egg party got endangered and threatened animals.

Ain't no party like a West Egg party cuz a West Egg party got endangered and threatened animals.

I am not circumcised.

I am not circumcised.

But does he know how to love? Because without love our accomplishments mean nothing.

But does he know how to love? Because without love our accomplishments mean nothing.

OF COCK

OF COCK

Swatting is so October. The new thing is swexting, wherein you alert authorities to photos of your dong.

Swatting is so October. The new thing is swexting, wherein you alert authorities to photos of your dong.

Prison? That's like Chuck E. Cheese to a grisly, hardened celebrity-phone hacker. He will run that shit.

Prison? That's like Chuck E. Cheese to a grisly, hardened celebrity-phone hacker. He will run that shit.

Ving Rhames' epitaph, ladies and gentlemen.

Ving Rhames' epitaph, ladies and gentlemen.

Apparently the only qualification you need to start a clothing line these days is to be a self-absorbed penisturd.

Apparently the only qualification you need to start a clothing line these days is to be a self-absorbed penisturd.

Though at a time like this a lowercase "of cock" may be more appropriate, like a flag flying half-mast.

Though at a time like this a lowercase "of cock" may be more appropriate, like a flag flying half-mast.

I made up my mind when I was seventeen
I ain't with no Christmas and a Christmas tree
I be a Jew for 4eva, so where's my menorah?
Probably on the mantle cuz I'm down with the Torah.