I made up my mind when I was seventeen
I ain't with no Christmas and a Christmas tree
I be a Jew for 4eva, so where's my menorah?
Probably on the mantle cuz I'm down with the Torah.

He also signed Outkast, so, lifetime pass.

He also signed Outkast, so, lifetime pass.

Mugs don't go in the dishwasher? Guess I won't be getting any tonight.

Mugs don't go in the dishwasher? Guess I won't be getting any tonight.

Jolly Old St. Eunuch

Jolly Old St. Eunuch

Not Without My Testicles

Not Without My Testicles

Haven't seen the movie, but the novel, by Ilf and Petrov, is my favorite satire in literature. And its legacy continues to this day. Nearly every Russian has read it.

Haven't seen the movie, but the novel, by Ilf and Petrov, is my favorite satire in literature. And its legacy continues to this day. Nearly every Russian has read it.

Sep7ember looks like what happens when an ESL teacher at a technical college recruits a few of his night students to start a Live ("I Alone") cover band.

Sep7ember looks like what happens when an ESL teacher at a technical college recruits a few of his night students to start a Live ("I Alone") cover band.

Shit, I don't care if the film is about the Carolina Panthers, as long as it teaches me to laugh at the psychological baggage imposed on me by my parents.

Shit, I don't care if the film is about the Carolina Panthers, as long as it teaches me to laugh at the psychological baggage imposed on me by my parents.

Honey Boo Boo or GTFO.

Honey Boo Boo or GTFO.

Hacking into the webcams of high school students? Imagine the power that would give you. Not that my experience is representative of all teenagers, but we're talking hours of masturbation, nerf basketball, and calling girls and hanging up as soon as they answer. And a few minutes of homework. You could turn the…

Hacking into the webcams of high school students? Imagine the power that would give you. Not that my experience is representative of all teenagers, but we're talking hours of masturbation, nerf basketball, and calling girls and hanging up as soon as they answer. And a few minutes of homework. You could turn the…

Dude r u gay?