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Michigan J. FAIL
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I can totally picture Slave Leia saying, "Say goodbye to THESE!"

You are my new internet hero, just for that.

My Pip-Boy just melted. Awesome.

Don't you mean "SMURF smurf"?!

Please express all answers as percentages.

There are tens of us! Tens!

So you were .875 years of age?

Chief?

Chief?

Dammit, I've staked my entire reputation on pronouncing it "jif!"

Sloppy thirds!

This may seem petty, but: I always thought it was pronounced "jif," like the peanut butter. When did gif start getting pronounced with a hard g?

I think the point you're supposed to take away from this is when you someone eat it.

Maybe the "t" in "tmage" stands for "Todd."

Well, he's more of an analrapist.

"Admittance" or "Admission?"

I was sorry that I used my last bong-bowlful of shake on the episode before this one.

I would just like to register my bitter disappointment that no one has yet suggested a sharting boner corpse.

[Dame Judy Dench and her expandable twat]

Well all need a little more Horseman in our lives right now.