I just caught Pandorum on cable and…. it was a lot less terrible then I had been led to believe. Maybe I'm a just a sucker for that hard sci-fi generation ship geekery. But no not Pandorum. Black Hole and Event Horizon had the exact same basic story- a rescue mission to a creepy derelict spaceship at the edge of a…

@Chauncey: Yes, by James Cameron, flesh encased hyper-alloy blockbuster chassis, micro processor controlled, fully armored.

@Sam Weiss Gamgee: I agree, The Black Hole had an awesome score and art design: http://www.youtube.com/watc… But wasn't this already remade as Event Horizon?

It is patently ridiculous that Haunted appear on Animal Planet. The only appropriate venue for brain damaged rednecks in night-vision goggles pretending to be afraid of the dark is The History Channel.

Despite our differing political stands I feel for you Ghaleon. Every time you try to explain your conservative world view in measured rational tones Lobsters pops up in your corner like a rabid chimp with dysentery flinging his shit at everything in sight.

There Will Come Soft Rains
I read that in junior high. Bummed me out for a week.

Probably too late for a response but- yeah it's not a perfect analogy. The idea is that Laurence Fishburne arguably one of Americas finest actors is succeeded by Montana, just another sad girl who willingly tosses her few pounds of flesh into the porno mill. Justice Marshall one of the nation's greatest civil…

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I'm Going Down. Yeah it's on the nose and it's Springsteen but what are the hipsters going to do- roll their eyes at my splattered entrails?
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Laurence Fishburne : Montana Fishburne
Thurgood Marshall : Clarence Thomas

Ah, the Jon Stewart syndrome.

Blue Ball, Pennsylvania you're on the air…..
At least he has inspired the Larry King Game on The Kevin Pollack Chat Show.
http://www.kevinpollakschat…

I remember this from the 70''s when my local cable system got the the WGN super station. Along with this came Bozo and Clutch Cargo, the latter being the only one that stuck with me seeing as how it haunts my dreams every night.

Bad Horse wins.
http://www.buzzpirates.com/…

Oops, nojasan already said that. I second the nomination.

Wonderful thing, a subpeenee.
Absence of Malice doesn't quite hold up all these years later but Wilford Brimley stole that movie in his one scene as DA Wells.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/7…

Clam chowda? More like sham chowda!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

There's nothing little about misandrist. http://a.giscos.free.fr/cin…

Macadamias, all of the convenience of regular nuts without all of that pesky 'flavor'.

Weave Got To Get Out Of This Place