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This orange juice is delicious and good for you.
I don't believe you.
Who would you believe?
Robert Loggia.
Greatest commercial ever.

I submit that this Todd VanDerWerff is a troll whose sole purpose in posting this article was to infuriate Firefly fans. Mission accomplished.

Eartha Kitt was exhumed for buggery? WTF indeed.

The monologue song was kind of cute. Was Swift channeling Victoria Jackson? If so, God help her in twenty years.

Tom, put down the Nyquil, drink plenty of fluids, get some sleep and try again when you are feeling better.

Nick Cage in John Woo's Hand/Off

I don't understand. This story is about child models. So why the photograph of the lovely and talented Delta Burke?

Hi, this is Charlie Manson for Direct TV. Look at Sharon Tate in this footage from Valley of the Dolls. Can you believe all the money she's bleeding out to the big cable companies?

Yes Lincoln, Interrogation Bear looks like the greatest show ever.

I'm all confused now. Is Chris Hemsworth still the captain of the Kon Tiki?

Clams Casino. Chef recommends……

I'm actually more frightened of pirate ghosts.

I haven't watched MTV for a while but I really like that Martha Quinn. She has such a girl next door quality.

I just love that Fuller had the solid brass cajones to restage every major battle in the European theater with five guys and one Sherman tank.

I think there was an implied, "wheelbarrows full of euros" in there someplace.

Have you ever read The Rape of Nanking? It documents how the systemic dehumanization and demonization of the Chinese was indoctrinated into the people of Japan before the invasion. This led to atrocities that can rightfully be compared to the Holocaust in intent if not in scope. In other words, comedy gold. This

Aniston won't be happy when she finds out that her contract requires a minimum of 15 appearances by wrestler Ric Flair.

Damn, damn, damn
I was this close to weening myself off this show and now this episode hits it out of the ballpark. Nothing is going to soften the gut punch of certain cancellation now.