Thanks blasmo that was awesome. I heard Ellison speak when I was in college and his white hot hatred for William Shatner was hilarious.

That interview is the most viral article to come out of AV Club in ages. 640 comments and counting on Huffington Post. Speaking of Huffington Post this article about Tom Cruise as inspiration is priceless, http://www.huffingtonpost.c…

It is like Stephen Colbert said on the Daily Show after she followed her Best Actress Oscar for Boys Don't Cry with another for Million Dollar Baby, "The Academy has spoken as one. Nobody, but nobody, gets beaten to death like Hillary Swank."

I saw you comin', you fuck, shit-heel. I'm standin' here. You make the move. You make the move. It's your move. Don't try it, you fucker. Am I takin' a picture of me? Takin' a picture of me? Well, who the hell else am I takin a picture of? Well, I'm not the the only one here. Who the fuck do I think I'm takin' a…

If only they had opted for the happy ending where Thomas Jane beats the fog monsters to death with his giant wang.

Thinner, starring the emaciated death rictus of Al Roker.

I used to bull's-eye minotaurs in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.

The correct anagram….
…the dude abides

Business model
I like this show but I can't buy the whole idea that there is a well of filthy rich customers willing to pay anything for dolls to do things things that make no goddamn sense in first place. If the technology actually existed someone would quickly start wiping these rich idiots taking over their lives…

Africa?
I think the real reason she's so sad is because she trapped in a 1983 Stevie Nicks video

I loved Casey's Rachael Ray.

Jennifer's Body
Does anyone know why there was no mention of the film I thought Megan Fox was there to plug? Haven't seen it. Know it got poor to middling reviews. Has it already been chalked off as an embarrassing failure?

White genocidal dictators be killin' like this…..

I second the motion for Norm, best update anchor ever and the only comedian that can literally make me choke with laughter. http://www.hulu.com/watch/9…

Amy Acker is definitely getting the Amber Benson treatment. Makes me worry that Whiskey could be killed off at any time.

Loved tonight's episode but It was all I could do to remember what happened last season and get up to speed. I can't see how this show will be able to attract new viewers going in without any kind of road map.

That show is on right now. it's called Warehouse 13.

Ghetto capers sound like the garnish for Coney Island whitefish.

As a matter of fact, Mary, I did miss season two. Jorel, exactly. That human stain Mike never gave a shit about Matin, he only wanted to embarrass Robin.

He is the Renfield to Kevin's fat Dracula.