Bad news. Toby is on the bio page for this season's TC.

Yay!
Now Whedon just needs to get Vincent Kartheiser and Christina Hendricks out their contracts with that soap opera on AMC.

I didn't really like this show when I watched the pilot. I suspected that the show would mine laughs by condescendingly putting its unaware characters in one embarrassing situation after another a la Coen Brothers. Now I am glad I stuck with it. Hung is in many ways is more tragic than comic but the writers really…

That script should have been killed after the first draft. Okay, I'm tapped out.

Toss off?
I love The Unauthorized Biography Of Reinhold Messner and My Redneck Past is my favorite song on the album. Sure its goofy, that's why I like it. How many songs have lyrics that make you laugh out loud? I just don't think funny should ever be equated with trivial.

Piven was slated to do an update of War of the Worlds until someone told him it was a Mercury Theater production.

Alex Kingston…
…in Croupier. That is all.

All of you should stop being so xenophobic.

Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting man-bits.

California Doobie Tsar: Fail, no pot for you,

I cried when Odetta sang that at Walter Cronkite's funeral.

Ayn Rand is an actual philosopher in much the same way Capt'n Crunch is an actual aquatic professional.

I guess the wish is okay as long as none of the teenage boys objectify any of their Fox torsos.

Its been quite a day for me as well. I've been uploading all13 discs of "Bruce Willis -Bluesman, The Essential Bootlegs 1986-1991" while martinizing my Corgi, Mr. Biggles and listening to the definitive version of "When a Man Loves a Woman" by Michael Bolton. I celebrate that man's entire catalog.

I just want to know how Chris Brown got into my grandmothers coffin and stole her blouse.

I feel for you Banmar. Please don't listen to that worthless coward misogynist douche troll going by maewaiph.

I think a Joe Jackson chant of "Is she really going with him?" early on might have headed off this whole mess.

You know I love you baby. I wouldn't hit ya. It wasn't my fault. Honest… I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT…

Loretta Swit had a bush you could hide a VCR in……

Yes, but will Crews be able to replicate the infinite emotional palate that is the face of Ice Cube? I recommend five gallons of botox injected with a turkey baster.