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Spoiler: It will be revealed that the entire series was just the dream of a polar bear. A polar bear named ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!

I think the cars will help break up the proposed format. Right now it's just a solid hour of Jeff Zucker licking Leno's balls.

I had the impression that those Englishmen still saw Duck as a drunken loser. My prediction is that they will double cross him in favor of Don and that Duck will eventually take a header out of an upper story window.

I thought the same thing. Damn you Buzzkill.

Because Andy Dufresne needs a good right hand man in Zihuatanejo.

Peter Jackson is constructing a full scale model of the Shotz Brewery in Antarctica.

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If the coffin were accidentally upended would MJ pour out in a gelatinous mass like Mrs. Terrain in Brazil?

(soon to former) governor cameltoe fills me with patriotic fervor

To be fair, this is less disturbing than the long form version of the commercial where we get to see the adorable tykes tearing themselves from their mothers' wombs.

We play at wakes and weddings, and at every county ball,
And at any great man's funeral we play the "Dead March in Saul,"
When the Prince of Wales to Ireland came, he shook me by the hand,
And said he'd never heard the like of "Macnamara's Band."

Yes I also love HST for picking up FDR's mantle. oh….never mind.

The seventies was an awesome time to be a kid. Along with fried eggplant and Gilligan reruns there was also School House Rock, Koogle, The Banana Splits, Rockem Sockem Robots, GI Joe with the King Fu Grip and this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Our The Star Spangled Banner is also unique in that it about a defensive engagement in a war in which the British totally kicked our ass. They burnt Washington DC to the ground but we were able to save… Baltimore.

Howard Shore has three Oscars.

I'll second that motion. Now just watch someone accuse me of being too PC.

And here I thought the only lonely place was on the moon.

arrrgghh….put the icing…

I can't believe….
….they didn't but the icing on the inside.

Do you believe in life after labes?