Bad ankle. Four deferments. The same ankle he's been walking golf courses on for 40 years. I think it's the one thing among a constellation of things that I dislike most about him.

"Three weeks ago". That's what broke me.

Looks like a side table in the lair of a Bruce Lee boss, 1973.

If only. At least the trains ran on time with that Doom fellow. I'm not sure this current guy could govern an HOA.

That's why I liked those ads, they did what they were supposed to do extremely well, indelibly, permanently bonding the very specific and consistent weird sexfeeling from the ads to the AA brand. You could look at any AA ad with all the branding and text removed and immediately know it was AA. That's iconic, whatever…

I seen her take down an Evinrude and rebuild that sucker in the course of a six-pack.

There's no trick to it! It's just a simple trick!

That was one of the other glaring miscues on rewatch, Robbie's delivery and dialogue in the important bar scene with Diablo. Could have been cool, hits all the wrong notes.

Isn't there some Secret Society that should be stepping in right about now? Hydra, Hemlock, Extraordinary Gentlemen, Freemasons, Shaolin sect? Fidelio? Anyone?

Smells like Bannon. I'm more scared of Newt Gingrich then Steve Bannon as far as propagandists go, the former having executed a successful, disciplined long-term strategy, the latter being a bloated, flop-sweat drunk with a crippling chip on his shoulder. I don't think the Bannon-Conway duo has the brains to keep it…

I mean, Eric boasted of having major Russian investors just months before the candidacy, and one of Trump's little tax haven companies has reportedly been propped up by Russian investors known only to Trump himself, just $200k showing up in the account every month and keep your head down. This guy.

Much of this could be relieved with a solid Malthusian-style correction, like airborne Marburg with a 40% mortality. A feudal post-technical society combined with unsettled global climate could then help encourage lower life expectancy and birth rates for a while, all without actually poisoning the entire planet to…

Oh you silly-pants, it will take decades for the last of us to die!

Because then we'd be focusing on important stuff, like national security and intelligence reports and cabinet-position vetting and an unprepared, ignorant, impulsive, and ill-tempered president-elect. Instead, we're talking about Meryl Effing Streep. Easy.

Solid, but you need to spruce up the "taking". How about squeezing a Trump, or electing a Trump? Lots of room for creativity. Pls snd info on newsletter.

They should just release all the footage from Suicide Squad filming and have a crowdsource competition for best re-mix.

Yeah, they stole that one and it actually meant something to me. I'm afraid it's tainted for quite a while now, unless there's an actual armed rebellion against the White House Imperial Guard or something.

Great drifts of dead cats are piling up.

"Look Honey, I finished that big metal bull I was talking about. Yup, all bronze. You should check out the seams on the inside, it's my BEST work!"

I have this all figured out. I get my corpse out to the taxidermist at the edge of town, the one with the beetle cage. Get some nice stainless fittings made up in advance for the skeleton joints, mount a clock on the sternum with the pendulum in the rib cage, mount the skeleton upright in a glass-front case, nice…