Nice, I love that track with the wheezy laughter guy.

Bum fights behind the hockey rink.

Any idea what the record is for leaving this place cleaned up? Must be pretty good?

The creativity is amazing, and I'd be happy to cruise this gallery for a day or two, but is there really that much fornication? Like, public fornication, as in a lot of these folks are true hedonists? Or is this more like play-time dress up hedonism, and people just heard a story about the one guy who got a blow-job…

Which is exactly why Westworld will be so great.

Just so we understand each other, I'm actually lashing out at the prevalence of moral relativism in the age of over-sharing, when we're breathing in a hot swamp of every shameful personal shortcoming and defeat, leading some to forget that there are essential elements to personal character that are not subject to…

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I dunno, maybe count his blessings for being among the wealthiest individuals in one of the most prosperous nations in all of human history with an occupation that does not require laying hot rubber on a roof all summer or operating a percussive rock crusher for 9 hours a day at $15/hr and put his problems in…

Some folks can be tortured by enemies in military prison for years and not be mentally defeated, but this millionaire entertainer gets taken out with a legal feud and a crank call. It's nice that he has some support for his fragile psyche, but maybe a career in children's puppet theatre or floral arrangement would be…

That moment is the actual trailer boiled down to it's essence. How can you take yourself even slightly seriously when you're working with that guy on the dolphins, who is the Hank to Namor's Brock Sampson.

Just the fact that the police showed up is alarming. For a bathroom door, at a gas station, in Rio. Really.

Nope, we're good on both sides of the Columbia now. Hell's Canyon is a whole other kettle of fish, sonny.

Fish people in general are untrustworthy.

My son and I have found that If you read all his statements in the voice of Snake from the Simpsons with some Lumpy Space Princess thrown in, it's endlessly entertaining.

Which reminds me, there's a planet in our own solar system populated entirely with robots. The future already happened, just now.

Hippocrates is my cut man.

That might be one of the most honest bits of self-promotion and marketing wisdom I've ever heard. And a black insight into man's true nature, but let's keep things positive!

I always imagine her breaking that fine, expressionless porcelain exterior with a shrill, gap-toothed "Freshin yer drink Gov'nr!?"

You've been successfully engineered, or "Spiced", if you will. Happens to all of us.

theze commints ar RIGGED get nimble or i Take yor Coat.