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Prince Joffrey
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Stupid? He just schooled the craftiest bitch in the North as an afterthought. He's no Hannibal Lecter, but he's made very few mistakes and a lot of big plays. People need to give him credit for all the planning he does off-screen to make these things happen.

The fact that he is perfectly willing to put himself in serious danger as part of his games is admirable.

Not that loose, though. I thought for sure that Osha would win that battle of wits, then started to panic when he played oblivious to the knife-reaching. Not a battle of wits at all, just an execution, and he didn't even need to move out of his chair. Slick.

Agreed, it's not obviously magic, but as she was standing in the doorway I concluded that she torched them sons of bitches with willpower.

Endoskeleton.

Both the Tyrion and Dany storylines are still in the scope of the books, so those are safe bets. Otherwise, GRRM enjoys deviating from conventional character arcs, it's what he does. If his storytelling is reflected in the show, it's exactly when you think someone has a secure, long-term storyline that they get

These odds are bunk. Funny how neither Littlefinger nor the Lannister man at the Iron Bank are mentioned, both seem like strong contenders. Also I predict Stannis will be back to kill Melisandre, and Ramsay will die as a result of the "gift".

This could easily be made to happen. Just send them through the Wall for the crime, bonus points when you kill them the second time.

Maybe Wun-Wun flips his head back like a Pez dispenser and squeezes his lungs out like toothpaste.

So that's the reason that every time I hear "Sweetrobin" I think of "Sing, sweet bird!"

Whatever you do, DON'T piss on…you pissed on his armor, didn't you?

Personally, I would have thrown that baby right in the fire. But Ramsay always was the clever one.

Even shittier if you're trying to storm it. Just sayin'.

I can't be the only one who yelled "NOOOO!" when Walda first handed over the baby right next to that fire.

I hope it's pie.

Freeing the dragons and, oddly, Robert Strong's singular influence stood out as key points.

It was a little too easy for Ramsay. As soon as the son was announced, I'd expect Roose to silently float backwards into the shadows behind several locked doors and invoke whatever security protocols he had surely arranged against Ramsay for this very event.

Just a shout-out to the great scene with Jaime and Scabby Pope, that guy has clearly been thinking things through a bit.

I'm curious what Late Walder is going to think about his leverage disappearing like that.

I was like "yeah, lock that little bastard up!" and got some weird looks from noob Mrs. Joffrey.