Until he got radiation poison in Ottawa and became a giant dick.

He's filming Death Wish 9

I can't believe I forgot all about satan! When was the last time he was on the show?

A little mincing would be nice.

Halloween has always been one of my favorite films, mainly because what is so frightening is that there is no explanation for michael myers. We are told by his doctor he is evil, but beyond that there is no other motivation. It reminds me of the killer in Vengeance Is Mine. You dont know why the man kills, it's just…

I've tried to look for TV sharp knives on Groupon, to no avail.

I'm sure the theater would've given him a large garbage bag full of popcorn.

Good to know that he finally got the clearing out of his system.

A B? The mere fact that the show is finally back is at least an A-.

I thought this was a funny episode, although I was disappointed Randall Flag didn't pop out during the Aunt Jemima dream.

Everyone is "saying Gabbo" this and "Gabbo that!" But nobody is saying "worship this" and "jericho that!"

Quick! Give him a sedagive!

Don't commit your word crimes here! WORD CRIME!!!

No, love means you're constantly apologizing.

The A.V. Club

There's the problem. Someone set this thing to Evil.

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest word.

Nothing will ever top: "He's history's greatest monster!"

So cliche

"I am the cheese. I am the best character on this show. I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined!"