Do you think the mom bought the doll, just so she could get the free frogurt?

HA-HA!!

In the words of Dark Helmet: "Now you see that evil will always triumph. Because good is dumb."

"I'm sad you fucking bitch!!" (Runs away sobbing)

Community eats the sun and drinks the skies, And they both go with him when it dies!!

Yes sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bonified, electrified six-car monorail!

The baseball player?

Lobo…Lobo…review Sheriff Lobo…Lobo!

The crocodiles tearing the two cops apart was pretty fucked up…but I couldn't stop laughing

“Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?”
“Absolutely. Who could forget such a monstrous visage? She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal.”
“Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery a hundred-sixty years ago.”
“Of course you’d say that, you have the brainpan of…

Santiago has the best innocent face since Annie Eddison

Hey fatty, I got a movie for you! A Fridge Too Far!!

I am not one for animal cruelty, but I crack up every time Lard Lad kicks that dog across town.

"Mr. McClure. I have this crazy friend who says eating meat is wrong. Is he crazy?"

I wonder if it plays to the weiner song from South Park

"Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?"

HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to maintain! I own the electric company, and the water works… plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue!

Hey Grace. There's this sinister looking kid I want you to see

Hopefully this sequel will have the Killing Spree ending the Old Jewish Man from The Simpsons cut out.