So this is what it feels like
(sobbing) when Doves cry!!!

Butters is so fixated on the dicks of Game of Thrones, I'd be disappointed if the next episode doesn't have his fixation play a role somehow in determining the outcome of Black Friday.

God help us if we see a C+

Only on Season 4 and already the bar has been set very high for future episodes.

Use your phony guns as clubs!!!!

I think Jax shot her because—aside from the fact that she was running a
kiddie-porn operation—she also was inadvertently reminding Jax of the
future his children have if they stay in Charming: being a part of a
world that's dangerous and has no future, other than death. Tara already
thinks less of him, what are his…

exactly…D'oh!!!!

BURN HIM!!!!

I always thought the Hotel California was such a lovely place

Dennis…suck my dick!

Well I call you Dad! I think of it as Dad's Burgers!

Why won't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks!

Kathryn Hahn always plays the horn-ball so well

"Peter, do you have that TV I lent you?"

How about Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian as a TV series?

"I can't hear you over the sound of me hitting the 'Blow Plane Up' button!"

"Alright pal. Where did you get the sugar for that tea?!"

As much as I love The Twilight Zone, I don't know if I would've put it as high as number three. 

There's something poignant about Martin singing 'Summer Wind' at the end of the episode. 

Bender: "You know, I was God once."