My 1st child will be born in November and I've already got the "Baby on Board" window cling, now I'll just pick up the Garfield and my daughter can relive the car experience I had as a lad.

It's got a beat, and you can dance to it.

I entered in the name "Danny Glover" to see if it would give another variation on the "Gambino" name. Instead the result was "Respected Genius"

But do you take pride in your grits?

With a rigorous, fast-paced, "review one episode every other day" schedule like this, can you really expect there be time for proof reading?

Arthur, I'm afraid you've got… acute cirrhosis.

Mr. Kotter has clearly worn out his welcome.

Pack it up people… We're done here. *fist pump*
Now let's use emoji's to solve the AIDS crisis.

So close, but you went over. The winner is actually Steve, who bet $1.

14 year old me would have voted for Bob Dole, because I liked the idea of our president speaking in the 3rd person.

Well, considering I didn't read the reviews for the either first or second episodes until Monday morning, and by that time I had finished the season, there wasn't much opportunity for me to be spoiled.

I came into it blind as well and I'm really glad I did, because I was not into it at all. This was the only episode of the show that I was kind of counting the minutes until it was over. If I had heard people calling it "Bojack's Zenith" or "One of the best episodes of television of the year" I'd have gone from just…

They may have led the Horseman to water, but they sure can't make ME drink… the Kool Aid.

Well, that killed a whole 45 seconds.

Put me in the (apparently vast) minority, but episode 4 was my least favorite of the series. I get what they were trying to do, but none of it really landed with me. I really preferred this sub-par "caper" episode.

Why am I surprised there is an SLC Punk 2? I shouldn't be surprised. I'm a jaded white 34 year old American male with a college education, I should know how the world works, but really, this both surprises and saddens me.

Ugh… What was I on?

I gotta say I had really low hopes from the first couple episodes of this show, but it found it's footing pretty fast and I loved the second season. I'm sure I'll binge all season 3 this weekend and hopefully it can live up to all the high praise I've been hearing.

Being a lefty in Arizona, my vote is flushed down the toilet every 4 years anyway, so I always vote 3rd party to try to get them to that 5% federal funding mandate. I'd even vote for the reanimated head of Adolf Hitler and the New American Nazi Party if it meant helping to break away from the two party system.

My lawn is certainly not big, and of course when I said "literally told an entire family to get off my lawn" I meant "said hi and asked what they were trying to catch." But that doesn't sound as funny. The mom was a little embarrassed, however, the two little kids and their dad were so damn excited.