I don't play, and I have no ill will against most of you who do, but the other day I literally told an entire family to get off my lawn because apparently there was a wild bulbasaur or something that they just couldn't catch without traipsing all over my grass.

He's not racist, though I think that will actually come with time. Right now he is just one of those guys who didn't go to college, struggles to make $30k a year, but blames poor people for being lazy and our government for helping them. He'll vote for tax cuts for the rich and for corporations because deep down he…

A very close friend of mine who goes way to back to Elementary school is a super hardcore Republican. He moved into my house for awhile as my marriage ended at the same time his long term relationship was on the rocks and I couldn't walk past his room with hearing the dulcet tones of Glen Beck ranting about something…

Agreed. Though, I enjoy about 2/3rds of Cheshire Cat as well.

The dialog of the first RE was not at all unfortunate or regrettable and I defy anyone to prove me wrong.

Which one is Sheldon? Is he the nerd, the geek, the dork, or the foreign guy?

Yeah right, next thing you'll tell me is that there really was a show about a SWAT team made up of cats.

Or so the Germans would have us believe.

"It's the reason there aren't many great bands now, why bust your ass for musical charity?"

When I saw the title I immediately thought of "What Went Wrong" I know Blink is a big joke here (and pretty much everywhere else), but I just randomly bought the album with that as the hidden track and it was always my favorite song on what was clearly a mediocre album.

In a way, the sixties ended the day I sold my bus. December 31st, 1969.

Fuck NBA Jam, it's all about NHL Open Ice.

He was also Great White's pyrotechnician.

Jerry seemed to be very good friends with the black guy he saw Firestorm. They were such close friends that we never had to see or heard from him again, or even know his name.

My oldest CD would have to be Totally Krossed Out, however Alapalooza was an early classic for me as well.

My actual drumming prowess matches my sexual performance perfectly (competent, yet unimpressive), but god damn if Rock Band drums don't fuck me up every time i sit behind the kit. Unless I'm totally familiar with the Rock Band version of the song, I always end up trying to play what I hear from the track as opposed to…

Detective Who Plays By His Own Rules: Get two, I'm not sharing with Officer Kaitlyn.

You sir, are correct. Thank you Netflix and lax restrictions on websites at my place of employment.

It's been awhile since I've seen it, but doesn't Reservoir Dogs start off with the sounds of the heist before smashing to Mr. Orange bleeding out in the back seat, or does it just go directly to the scene in the car?

Lucero started losing me when they brought in the horn section. I remember seeing them on both legs of either the Rebel tour or the 1372 (I can't remember which) and on leg one the horn section toured for them, but the second time through town they were back to just the 4 piece and the songs just had so much more…