I'm 28 and my 25 year old wife just left me for our 40 year old ex-con personal trainer. Seems like old wins, and I drink.

Newman!

Constantly changing opinion
My opinion of Ben Weasel changes constantly. I'll read an article and he'll come off as a total dick and then I'll read another article and he'll seem like a cool dude. Which is the true Ben Weasel?

What really sells the scene is that Christopher utters the "It happens" line as the guy screams about being shot in the foot.

I already posted this on the Undercover thread but it fits here too. My wife has just decided that we need some time apart. She told me Monday. The next day I was at work and just decided to listen to the Frightened Rabbit cover of Confetti that had just been posted. I broke down at my desk. That song just hit me…

Now maybe I just never spent enough time using Hulu, but I was on it today watching Newsradio and it seems that everything is still exactly as i remember it. It's as if hulu is saying:

It's not just you, I've been watching this series for the first time along with the recaps and that sketch stands as probably the least funny one they've done so far. I don't think I laughed once at it and was just waiting for it to be done.

My turn to express my personal moments of Simpsons decline.

Are we still naming characters who played multiple roles on TV shows? No? Well we are now.

It just kind of seemed to me that Paulie started out as "that guy on the Sopranos who always says the stupid shit," but eventually became a real character.

Rather than make a whole new post I'll respond here.

Excellent Timing
About a month ago I decided to re-watch the whole series. I'm about 2/3rds of the way through the second season now and with an upcoming wisdom teeth extraction I'll probably finish off seasons 3 and 4 soon enough. I was kind of hoping this show would make its way into the summer hiatus second of…

I have friends who are teachers who insisted my wife and I watch this movie. That it was the most hilarious film of recent memory.

Super Mario Bors. Only instead of the Goombas being little things you jump on, they are mentally challenged gigantic lizards and Bowser is actually trying to find a piece of a meteor that will merge our world with a world where humans are descendants from reptiles instead of monkeys.

Out of Context?
I've never seen the movie and those scenes might be scarier or more tense when watching them in context, but here I felt no sense of danger or tension in the least.

The first McCarthy I read was Blood Meridian last fall. It was a slog and ended with a resounding "meh." It is the only McCarthy I think I will ever read.

Where are the world's superscientists when you need them?
Ebert would look fucking bad ass with a Baron Underbheit metal jaw.

I never cared about moshing, but crowd surfing pissed me off to no end at shows. I used to always try to steal people's shoes as they went by. I untied many but only managed to ever slip a single one off.

Wait wait wait… Are you saying Palin and Beck are easy targets but George W."They misunderestimated me." Bush wasn't?

Gotta add more BTAS love here. Have been getting the DVDs through NetFlix and they still hold up damn well. Some episodes better than others of course. Half way through volume 2 and even though my wife constantly makes fun of me for it, I'll keep watching through the end of the series.