First time I saw Against Me! was in '03 when they opened for NOFX in San Diego. I made the drive out there mainly because it was an excuse to get out of AZ for a couple days and hang out with some friends. It was Against Me!'s first show west of the Mississippi (according to them) and the first time I ever heard of…

Take My Wife
… Please.

I'd take pleasure in guttin' you boy.
I'd take pleasure in guttin' you… BOY!

I was unaware that such an architectural monstrosity existed. I guess it makes sense it would be from Jersey, and it directs even more of my ire at said state.

Speaking of Jersey
I have a package that the the UPS tracker says has been sitting in Secaucus since last Thursday. That state is really starting to chap my hide.

I cannot explain my obsession with Christie's Poirot novels, but I am currently working my way through them all.

Do not forget that the NOFX version also had Greg Graffin from Bad Religion singing the competent vocal lines while Fat Mike sang the horribly awesome response lines.

Fuck the Kindal!

Dammit, Kendle. Now my entire statement has become invalidated due to a typo. Damn the laws of the interwebz.

Epic Fail Apple… Epic Fail
So I was kind of interested in this little doo-dad when I thought it was going to have a fully functional OSX operating system with a touch screen interface.

If it had Murray in the lead I think it would have seemed a little like Scrooged 2 to me.

For All Of You Who Want A Movie…
I have 1 word for you that might make you rethink your interest in having a beloved cult hit resurrected after a prolonged absence:

I was at that show at the Celebrity Theatre in Phoenix where he was so drunk/fucked up he couldn't stand, couldn't remember his jokes and he crawled off the stage to eat that pill someone threw. I had see him a few times before that and even though he always seemed a little fucked up he always put on a great show,…

Way Out in Seattle
Young Kurt Cobain sunk out to the greenhouse and put a bullet in his brain.

Two Step
Posting on page 5 means no one will ever read this, but they should.

I thought it was a bowling ball. Just a little Coen's foreshadowing.

No way man, Sublime is awesome. You know what else is awesome? Smoking pot. I love that they were a band who sang about smoking pot in over 90% of their songs. I totally listen to them while smoking pot. I even listen to them when I'm not smoking just because they sing about smoking pot and smoking pot is so…

Mustard Plug!

When Ted Kennedy passed away all I could think of was after Elinore pulls out a gun and throws everyone out of her party then turns to Ted Kennedy and there is the following exchange:

My Name is Earl
Never really watched it, but with The Office, Parks and Rec, Community, and 30 Rock it seems to have lost its spot on Thursdays. Is it done for good or just placed in NBC time slot rotation hell like so many others have been in the past? Well… NewsRadio at least.