Hey it could have only been 75 words. The very fact that I now HAD to read it, ensured that I would not.

On the subject of high school killing books. My junior year I finally saw Apocalypse Now and loved it. Made a vow that over the summer I would find a copy of Heart of Darkness and read through it. The last day of school we met up with our senior year AP English teacher and were assigned Heart of Darkness as our…

slowmo I'm sorry to say that I'd pick even Avatar over what's next in your queue. However I'd need more than just a bottle of scotch though.

If I had to choose between the two
I'd see this over Avatar.

I'm Not an English Major
But should the title have been in brackets?

Oh everything's stolen nowadays. Why the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached.

Oh oh oh! Urkel. I'd like to change my answer to Urkel.

Billy Dee Williams.

I'm So Funny, you're such a crack up.

A shaved head and a mustache, at least that wasn't an egg-spensive costume to make.

I thought Madden's reaction to Vincent Price driving the bus at the end was the only good "yolk" in the episode.

You are eggs-actly right Morgendorffer.

Egghead
Price was egg-cellent in that role.

I love your movies
I love you too

I prefer my knockoffs to be more softcore in nature
Like Seduction Cinema's classics "Playmate of the Apes" and "The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String."

I also got the creepy-pedo vibe from Steve. I knew something bad was going to happen to William but I certainly didn't think it was the horse. I thought Steve was going to do something particularly evil with the boy. That's also why I thought he was giving him something, sort of a way to earn his trust and silence…

Ha! I threw up all over the floor of the bathroom in the theatre you used to be manager at. Too much sushi, sake, and a shitty movie. I feel sorry for whoever was working that night.

Let's call it "Steve"

Hilbilly,

That reminds me of freshman year of high school when the Anarchists Cookbook made its way through my group of friends on a yellow 3.5" floppy disk.