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The AV Club
Enjoy the "reasonable discussions" about provocative punctuation!

"The best director is the one you don't see." - Billy Wilder.

Apocalypse Now - the movie that almost robbed America of it's greatest president.

looks like muskrat love

In light of Tim Allen's aversion to female company perhaps he'd be happier back in jail.

Other actors with only one directing credit:

A low winter sun
May add some mood but it is
Just one more cop show.

Oh, that's all you ever say!

And Chevy can come back as Walt Disney Roy Walley!

Maybe Natalie has really bad breath.

It's twue! It's twue!

"Trane was the Father, Pharoah was the Son, I am the Holy Ghost."
- Albert Ayler. 

"Would you say that to J.J. Hunsecker?"

Nah. Special guest star, Don Rickles!

Surely foreign box office dictating Hollywood decisions is old news. Decades old.

If they cast Tom Hardy and get either Kat Dennings or Christina Hendricks for the Adrienne Barbeau role, the AV Club will be left in smokin' ruins. Much like NYC in the movie.

No, the Craw!

In the '70s even a movie considered schlocky drive-in fare like Michael Winner's The Mechanic, begins with a 15 min silent sequence, made up mostly of Charles Bronson staring out a window and squeezing a ball of wax. It does end with an explosion but a relatively modest one by modern standards. Just a couple of

It's like eveyone involved in the remake was suffering from a massive inferiority complex. The bigger the gun…

Missed it by that much.