As long as he doesn't throw a phone at you, you're fine.

I was really suprised when the song went beyond the first few lines. I thought the joke would be Kirk cutting short the clip and saying something like "It was all downhill from there". I guess they wanted to get to the punchline about Winslet but even that could've been covered with Kirk saying "the verse about Kate…

He gave all the anti-Semitic lines to the teddy bear.

A P&O cruise ship, obviously. That would explain all the vomiting.

Unaware of Gottfried's joke but a couple of years ago a Melbourne columnist tweeted during an awards night " I do hope Bindi Irwin gets laid" and she was fired the next day. Boy did that cause a kerfuffle.

♪ Don't have no frame of reference no more
Not even Screaming Lord Sutch
Without him now there's no Raving Loony Party
Nowadays I guess there's not much ♫

Crotchety Old Person's Opinion

Shia LaBeouf, Zooey Deschanel, Benedict Cumberbatch, Leighton Meester…
A lot of unusual celeb names these days.
My fave is Imogen Gay Poots.

Maybe most obituaries here should end with that sentence.

*blushes shyly*

Love that movie. Warren Oates is especially good. Which considering that cast is really saying something. 

Co-starring Peter Boyle, who between Medium Cool (1969) and Hardcore (1979) appeared in quite a few classic movies. Always convincing, always interesting. Of course then he made Beyond the Poseidon Adventure and things got a little dodgy.

If you can talk with Broadway crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Baldwins—-nor lose the common touch,
If neither Megan Fox nor Michael Bay can hurt you,
If all tweets count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving email
With sixty plagiarised lines for fun,
Yours is the Earth and everything…

"I just couldn't resist… lying there…waiting for…any amount of IRL hanky panky (with) Tom Hardy." - Scrawler. AV Club.

There's a scene in the Alan Arkin movie Simon (1980) where a scientist played by Max Wright explains his latest work:

I thought rosebud was his girlfriend,
who was really a guy,
who was dead the whole time.

Does that mean that Pickford and Fairbanks never intersect?

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?"

What a crybaby.

Took the words right out of my mouth.