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"Yes, I have always had a soft spot in my heart for Rome. I did my first bare-handed strangulation here. Communist politician…God, I miss Communisim. The Red Threat, people were scared… the agency had some respect, and I got laid every night."

Holy crap that snuck under my radar! Didn't read that anywhere.
Guess I'm going to have to check Wikipedia regularly to make sure my favourite jazz greats are still with us.

"Forget it Jake. It's Gaytown."

SPOILER ALERT (If anyone really cares).

It could have been a lot worse. He could have cast Dakota Fanning.

I dunno @Lucifers_Peaches:disqus   I'm not sure it'll work. With that name I don't think you ever had a shot at becoming the new pope.

The girl looks like she saw it coming and the guy on the right doesn't have a clue.

The Stones, Scott Walker, The Backstreet Boys.
One of these things is not like the other two.

You should really have used the word 'phony' two or three times there.

How about a song actually titled "One Night Stand"?

One of the funniest eps. and the one with Kathy Griffin. Actually I don't remember hating 'Fight Club' as much as everyone here seems to. In fact I don't remember much about it at all. (Lucky me, I guess). 'Hollywood A.D.' otoh is a hoot from beginning to end. Gary Shandling being Gary Shandling, I mean Mulder.

'Music for 18 Muscians' with that Bo Diddley beat!

Hey, I just looked that up. Sounds interesting. Heath Ledger directing Ellen Page. Who would have been perfect for that role. What might have been.

Eh, it doesn't matter. Just have her lip-sync to Beyoncé.

You really like that joke, don't you? ◕‿◕

" Barbara Stanwyck, destined to be beloved by all directors, actors, crews and extras. In a Hollywood popularity contest she would win first prize hands down."
- Frank Capra.

Nah - Me Mate, Godfrey.

Yeah, I think the whole MPDG thing comes from the fantasies of a particular mopey, passive, whiny, emo type of guy, who just didn't exist in the '30s.

Hey, didn't Freddie Mercury start hanging out (heh) in Berlin during the late '70s?
That would liven things up. Iggy and Freddie!