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The time has come
Disney said
To talk of another flick
Of Tim and Johnny
And HBC
Of things that make you sick
And why it's so much easier
To exploit the domain that's public.

a Hollywood star who makes 100 times what the screenwriter makes and will never have sex with them.

a Hollywood star who makes 100 times what the screenwriter makes and will never have sex with them.

Jessica Biel plays his ex?!?!? She could almost pass as his daughter!
At least he's the same age as Uma and CZ-J.
But it sounds like they're not supposed to be in with a chance.
And would someone please give Judy Greer a good role in something halfway decent.

Jessica Biel plays his ex?!?!? She could almost pass as his daughter!
At least he's the same age as Uma and CZ-J.
But it sounds like they're not supposed to be in with a chance.
And would someone please give Judy Greer a good role in something halfway decent.

I never noticed before but he looks an awful lot like John Coltrane.
Now there's a biopic just begging to be screwed up by someone.
He'd be great casting though. With Bunk as Monk!

I never noticed before but he looks an awful lot like John Coltrane.
Now there's a biopic just begging to be screwed up by someone.
He'd be great casting though. With Bunk as Monk!

I thought that was how you got a nomination.
Best blowjob for the win.

I thought that was how you got a nomination.
Best blowjob for the win.

FDR sure had a thing for his cousins.
I guess that's something the upper class and hillbillies have in common.

FDR sure had a thing for his cousins.
I guess that's something the upper class and hillbillies have in common.

Couldn't agree more about Thompson and Thorton and the movie in general.

Couldn't agree more about Thompson and Thorton and the movie in general.

The casting of Jean Rochefort is what brought the whole thing tumbling down. It never seemed to occur to Gilliam that casting an actual 70 year old to play a 70 year old character in such a physically taxing role was a risky move. Much wiser to find a 50 year old and then age him up. Dragging a senior citizen into the

The casting of Jean Rochefort is what brought the whole thing tumbling down. It never seemed to occur to Gilliam that casting an actual 70 year old to play a 70 year old character in such a physically taxing role was a risky move. Much wiser to find a 50 year old and then age him up. Dragging a senior citizen into the

I didn't like the idea of replacing Sancho Panza with a time-travelling ad man played by the gorgeous and slim Johnny Depp. That really seemed like the sort of crass decision you'd expect from a stereotypical philistine Hollywood producer, not Gilliam.
It isn't Don Quixote without his chubby sidekick!

I didn't like the idea of replacing Sancho Panza with a time-travelling ad man played by the gorgeous and slim Johnny Depp. That really seemed like the sort of crass decision you'd expect from a stereotypical philistine Hollywood producer, not Gilliam.
It isn't Don Quixote without his chubby sidekick!

In the original French! 

In the original French! 

Just would like to take this opportunity to post a couple of quotations.