Tell it to the Marines!

I liked it, too.

It can be two things?

It will likely do very well. It is legitimately bonkers to me how much today's kids have developed affection for truly mediocre 90's movies like this one and Empire Records (especially Empire Records). As a teen from that era who thought they were garbage when they were first released, I simply can't understand what…

He is which has biased me greatly toward his solo stuff, despite mostly liking the first solo album.

I'll second that. I realize it's never ever been cool to like Crowded House but I can't help it. Just amazing melodies/lyrics, no more so than on "Distant Sun". Blasphemous side note: I heard a cover of it once that altered the " Like a Christian, fearing vengeance from above" lyric, the best one in the entire song in…

The freak show is that thing growing on his chin.

The good news about Back to the Future is that Zemeckis/Gale own the rights to the Marty and Doc characters, and both are vehemently opposed to any sort of sequel/reboot, whatever. If Universal ever wanted to reboot BTTF, they'd be forced to do it with entirely new characters, and I suspect that would go over with…

Ninja Turtles already did it. Please reference 2009's not-all-that-bad feature, Turtles Forever, where the 2003 incarnation of the Turtles teams up with the 1987 Turtles to hilarious effect, in addition to teaming up with the original, black and white comic book versions of themselves to less hilarious, albeit…

One of those gets a pass since it lifted its title from a Mats song. I'm not saying which one.

I am so over this jackass trying to steal the thunder away from "Weird Al" Week.

Too $hort

It really is way better than it has any right to be. I saw this on one of the first dates I went on with my current wife, so I could be biased, but if I recall, it's mainly the interactions between Reynolds and Breslin that are more of a highlight than any of the rom-com stuff (although Isla Fisher is great). Plus,…

I suppose, like a Firefly trapped in a mason jar, there won't be any Happy Endings for these characters.

Now there's a show.

What the hell is a quasi-underdog?

Best William Henry Harrison ever.

Gawker?! I hardly know 'er!

The thing about this Erin Sorkles gentleman is that he is so in love with his scripted diatribes that he regurgitates them ad nauseam across all of his various series. I find that more distasteful than the implication that he's trying to teach journalists anything. Besides, that's what Jon Stewart is for.

One thing that's not "holdin' steady" are those hairlines.