And ain't that good news?

Don't you mean Bobby Womack?

I first heard that song on the truck commercial and thought it was a kind of funny sound-a-like to seger. Anyway it's a real actual song by kid rock!

James Taylor has always sucked and nothing can change that. Hearing his voice makes me want to furiously eat my own brain

The first one is a great one though

sounds pretty good. too bad THEY'RE DEAD NOW

yeah, I think this is spot on. They couldn't have gone full monster battle. The press would have panned it and it would be immediately dismissed (Unfortunately, because I love full monster battles.)

Yuuup

yeah you guys are sounding rougher than the hills of southern Kandahar!

American Dad Rock

dude, I know it's annoying for you, but every news article can't be about intergalactic bounty hunting

I don't wanna be a dick, but this study sounds cockamamie

keep us posted

Jay Baruchel walks into a room full of actual living Sausages, having a fest.

wouldn't take much. but I bet it would be shitty. A duet with cher doesnt exactly capture what I liked about Wu

nope - I'm actually really looking forward to the reboot / prequel Shitty Luck Yesterday

It'll take about that long for people to forget how terrible "A Better Tomorrow" was

all the best parodies are at least 500 pages long

finally, a project suited to Ann Coulter's talents

The super villain question is tough to answer well because is doesn't address your hypothetical powers. Depending on what they are, I think I would have a different plan. Like, if I was super smart, I'd do something different than if I was super strong.