ANAL

That recurring bit they do where Andre "doesn't get" that they're all making him say dirty words hasn't worked a single time.

holy shit

turns out the furnace wasn't on. It just opens with her kind of brushing the coal dust off.

lol, his mom punched your dick?

Red Heat owns. Especially when arnold smashes up that sauna. Walter hill is the shit. Warriors, Long Riders, Hard Times…A+

ok! (sits there)

having a problem Aliens being 'less intellectual' seems like a troubling way to view sci-fi blockbusters.

$391,081,192 worldwide - cost 204 mil. to make. I don't know if that counts as a hit or not.

I think this season has been really strong. Def a step up

"it just feels…right"

wow, I've seen Aliens maybe 100000000 times and I had to google that character to remember him.

considering the shape he was in at the end of Aliens, age is the least of bishop's problems

it had the bad dude from the crow. I was pretty into that.

no, that one's still real. AVP is the only Alien film that's considered a 'documentary'. This new film simply adjusts the fictional universe.

I doubt he wants it, actually

true: but then again, what wouldn't be improved by pro-wrasslin?

I think it's just a suggestion. I mean, you may as well, right?

10.99 is the serious cash yo

I'd seriously prefer that to the originals