thanks! you jerk!

"I'm dead!" - Saul Bass

oooooh you went there!

yeah well, the new King Ghidorah car wash and auto detailing center is going to blow this out of the water. Three (count em three!) hoses will blast water in every direction!

that's racist

Bootstraps must be pulled up!

First you get the money. Then you get the comics. Then you get the power.

man, I'm kinda on the fence on this one. The record sounds super 'garageband-y" to me. preloaded synths and cheesy mixes. too bad, because it has good ideas, but seriously, sounds like garageband.

remember to dip those slices!

haircut first, then change the band name.

ahh, Dick Sprang - the most perfectly named human ever

I like Capullo's Batman. Looks like how I want him to look.

grab a Brubaker Captain America trade off of amazon. See if you like it and go from there!

and now I am!!

YES. THIS.

there isn't a single hipster on earth who like Mumford and Sons

there is nothing more 90s than sampling the chili peppers

these are hot facts

starbucks? step up your game brah. commenting on message boards isn't even good enough. Let me know when you write a poem about it during a noise show in re-purposed abandoned punk-house gas station while sipping homebrewed kombucha

these guys are hipsters. They're douchenozzles.