naaaaah, I'm good

goodnight nurse!

like, everything?

"Alien Fighter 2: Fight The Aliens"

In an alternate timeline, this is coming out while I'm 12 and I am dangerously excited. Bodyslide by one to the theaters!

My favorite Johnny Depp performance, and movie, is The Ninth Gate, even though that perv made it!
Also, on a side note, I think one of the reasons for Johnny Depp's seemingly endless youthfullnessishness is that he's called Johnny. Like, if Tim Roth was Lil' Timmy Roth, I wouldn't think of him as being like 55 or…

seconded

I think Anthony Lane is funny

With all these bulls on the streets and snakes on planes and someone letting all the dogs out, I think the rich people need to keep track of the animals better!

Der Me not kown abot evrything on some websit!

I'm curious to check it out. I was bummed when everyone left. These new folks are pretty good though

um…not sure where to talk about this, so why not here?  The whole AV Club works for pitchfork now? bonkers! http://pitchfork.com/news/5…

you'll like em:  https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Sounds like it's kind of hard and complicated to make something so shitty and frivolous. I mean, I suppose making pop tarts is kinda hard too.

The Baldwins Tweet.

SWEET

Alternate headline: "another pile of bullshit to avoid!"

"MOST NOTICE-FUL!" congrats friend!

"MOST NOTICE-FUL!" congrats friend!

I like it when robert downey jr is the iron man