wait, it ain't?

burn level: web burn

this movie was a mess. watch it though, by all means.

this garbage-pile of a show has a female-focus in the same way cheesy ass tampon commercials and fuckin' other bullshit is tailored to women in a shitty, condescending light blue and pink way. All the cool smart women I know either wouldn't watch it or recognize it as a guilty pleasure, which is not the same as…

If you want EVERYONE to cry and cry and cry:

I dunno, I'm pretty sure the public really welcomed him back after his assured and memorable performance as Telephone Jack in Lucky You

RULES

I got a morbid curiosity and/or self-torture notification for this?!

I disagree!! I think….(notices user name)

also: none of them would show me their taints!!! talk about spoiled rock stars amiright?!

spoiler alert: they made mad demos in the building I work in. However, I think because they hate each other, they came in a did shit separate. Or I think maybe it was just Frank and the guitar player? Anyway, they tried!

that movie's too sad and smart for everyone to love

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNNNNN

File that under "Things I Agree With Ike Turner About"

its like, "thanks for all the spoilers, introductory paragraph!"

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Zack Snyder = C+
well, the math checks out

My Dandy Warhols adventure:

"WOOF THAT SUCKED" - MY DAWG

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