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Also, his self-description of "being a little concussed" after that fight makes me laugh.

Brandon Dicamillo is probably my favorite of the group. Super underrated, but so, so funny.

There are two kinds of people in this world
1) Those who laugh at the Jackass crew
2) Liars

You and I, we are creeped out by the same things.

Bugs: ICK

Another scene spoiled for me by the Simpsons, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

GAHHHHHH I wrote about this too, so I'm just here to give credit where credit is due. Your writeup is better. And I don't think any scene has ever captured an actual nightmare scenario so well.

Eyes Wide Shut is actually pretty damn scary.

Yes! Such a good scare for a kid's movie. Not too wimpy, but not horrifying. That movie is awesome.

I can't remember which character says it, Naomi Watts or her boyfriend, but one of them makes a flippant remark about how Samara's movie is so film-school cheeseball.

Can we not with the clown from Poltergeist?! And let's add the tree to that list.

Seconded. Ah, I love that movie.

I just watched TWBB this past Saturday. I forgot how creepy that movie is. That score plus Daniel Day-Lewis is sheer dread.

Ha, raise your hand if you just did this to yourself in the middle of the night when you decided you could pee with the lights off and looked in the mirror on your way out of the bathroom and scared yourself half to death because you thought you saw something.

Jesus Christ, I don't have time to read 450+ comments to see if this is out there yet, but the goddamn Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth. That is some nightmarish stuff right there. The eyes in the hands. Chasing her down the hall. Trying so desperately to escape, you feel like you can't move quickly enough, like

Have been making my sriracha dirty martinis to kick off my weekend. Spouse made the mistake of bringing home that super yummy organic tomato juice from the local crunchy granola grocery store, so I made a bloody mary the last two nights.

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus - you should use those points to buy me an internet racecar

I dunno. I looked up Internet Explorer on Altavista and they seem to think it's ok.

I love Kristen Wiig, but I'm with you on this.

I like cilantro, but my sister says it tastes like soap.