K. Thrace is rite.

And still owned by Kabletown.

John Waters has a pencil mustache!

It came on right after Homonym.

Is that anything like the utter bullshit (even by Buzzfeed standards) Buzzfeed list of 30 things every woman over 30 should own?

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I have to say I am enjoying my late 20s/early 30s wayyyyyyy more than my early-to-mid 20s.  I have money!  I am more self-actualized!  I don't care about what other people think as much as I used to!

Have you tried Cloudmir?

Comes with a free tarp you can put under you while you eat, since you're so blind from all the flares, half the cereal falls on the floor!

I genuinely enjoy being scared.  Makes me feel ALIVE!  And I really hope I don't pee in my pants.

CRAP!  Running shoes.  I need a pair of those, too.  Mine are definitely shells of what they used to be.  Shells with holes in them, even.

Well, notified bodies can still audit us, since they are third-party and not associated with governmental bodies.  Plus, there's always internal audits we can conduct.  I've served on the audit team quite a few times, and we always do very well.  Our company really does take our product quality very seriously.  It's…

At my yearly appointment in April, my gynecologist said "You don't look 30."

SWEET

It was in the books for this past weekend, but then I got sick.  Has been pushed up to this Friday.  Husband brought home extra decorations even. :D

The other thing I enjoy is running, so my friend told me I should be a funny running coach.  Maybe I'll throw 5k parties?

No, goddammit.  I'm like three times hairier.

One steampunk, please.  Unless they have a Sorcerer's Apprentice one.

Well then, I'm going out on a high note, Costanza-style!

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