I desperately need to go clothes/shoe shopping.  I am in the market for new jeans, bras, socks, workout stuff, winter coat, stylin scarves, and oh yeah, let's add makeup to that list.

How to monetize the things I enjoy doing…

This is lame, but I kinda want to be "the man with the plan".  And dress up as a man and carry around various plans.  I feel like that's understated but still pretty funny.

I'm at work, but my sister and dad are furloughed, which sucks.

Nope - not a reference.  It also happens to be one of my sister's least favorite movies.  Top 3 at least.  She really hates the uncanny valley.

The Polar Express?

Juuuuuust jackin' it.

I'm sure they can Pilate this one into a successful franchise.

I tried to watch it at about hour 9 of an incredibly long flight.  It doesn't look great when viewed by annoyed eyes on a tiny back of a plane seat TV screen.

tumblr ruins all the cool stuff!  THEY TAKE IT TOO FAR

*fade to black, "IN POG FORM" floats across the screen*

One of my most favoritest fun facts

*points fervently at paper that says CAR RAMROD*

I, for one, will never complain of an overexposed Cumberbatch.  Hey-o!

*flies away with floozy dragons*

We're done with him already?

Alf: The Desolation of Pog

Thanks for watching Hardball.  I'm Chris Matthews, and I'm gonna go outside and yell at cars!

Also, Tracey Morgan comes to visit and spout crazy theories that scare the whole city a la the 30 Rock episode Larry King.

Womp womp