Right?  I go to people's homes and they have this whole "theme" thing going on, and all this crazy shit everywhere that I'd never even think of purchasing in my entire life let alone use it to decorate my home and I think "This looks really awesome."

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Roasted butternut squash soup, and I caramelized the onions rather than simply sauteing them until they became clear.

GET ON MY LEVEL THREAD

Lily Allen - Smile
Beastie Boys - Flowin' Prose
MJ - Smooth Criminal
Daft Punk - Touch
Veruca Salt - Volcano Girls

Lily Allen - Smile
Beastie Boys - Flowin' Prose
MJ - Smooth Criminal
Daft Punk - Touch
Veruca Salt - Volcano Girls

I'm terrible at decorating homes.  Seriously.  I need help.  The internet isn't helping.  Mostly it just overwhelms me.  Fuck you, Pinterest.

Aaron Neville!

Womp womp.

I'm lookin' at you, Herbert Hoover.

Ooh ooh, now do it as Eddie Vedder!

*cutscene to harried acquaintance of Vicki Vale, moving out of his apartment*

I love your new avatar.

Coming this Fall on the CW: The Adventures of Alfred.  He's gettin' real tired of your shit.

Wicky wicky wild.

And if he ever does a heavily autotuned cover of Spice Weasel, then it's on!

My opinion of MIA aside, I stand by my assertion that the NFL needs to calm their titties about the bird.

Stickin it to the man can be done in many different ways.

"She calls the $1.5 million lawsuit “a massive display of powerful corporation dick-shaking,” and says the league is more apt to “promote being sexually exploited as a female than to display female empowerment through punk rock.”"

I always imagined him as a singing knish.