But only while he's on the toilet?

Hi, I'm Troy McClure!  You may remember me from such threads as I Got a Community Notification for THIS? and This Show Isn't What it Used to Be.

I got a Reading Rainbow notification for THIS?!

Uh, yes, as you can see on my resume, I have a degree in Just Showing Up.

Ohhhhh expletive deleted.

You must've had a Charleston Chew for lunch.

Favorite Futurama US President Depiction Thread!

My Entire Face is Sideburns: The Martin Van Buren Story

Yes.

I haven't seen it in 15 years… I remember Heather Graham's nudity, but not Julianne Moore's.  Weird.

Wait, when did we see her naked?

*Joe Buck reapplies lip gloss, imagines what his life would be like if he were married to Troy Aikman*

Pretty much everyone involved in this show used to be cool.  What is going on?  I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

WTF.  I've been avoiding news about this show (unless it's here); had no idea he was involved.  You used to be cool, Giovanni! Remember Saving Private Ryan?!

*Andy Reid holds playbook over mouth and orders seven cheesesteaks*

Oh whoops, I mean the still on the Youtube player.  That's Giovanni Ribisi, right?  2nd from the left…

We Peacock Beavers

Is that Giovanni fucking Ribisi in that photo?  What is he doing in this show? (ETA not the photo, but the still frame on the Youtube player.)

So, then, which one wears the kryptonite condom?

That's a paddlin'