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Batman?  More like Buttman, amirite?

SECONDED.

This movie brought to you by, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Copland is pretty good, too.

The first Rocky is my prerace "get amped" movie.  I don't often get amped, but when I do, ADRIANNNNNNNNN

Real Steel Wheelchairs

If the robot butler is also included, I will go see it.

Fucking timezones and international fucking date line and shit.

GOD I love that line.

+10 internets for YOUR COMMENT

Now I have to watch Bigger, Longer, and Uncut tonight.  Best musical ever, y/y?

How in the fuck do all you fuckers get 400 posts in before 9am?  Do any of you crazy fucks ever sleep?  Do you have a fucking job?

Yeah, it's pretty dire out there.  Hardly any people and lots of fresh air, though.  I guess that's a fair trade?

Save the trip to Bar Harbor, I was on "Extended Network" on my phone the whole time.  My in-laws live on 14 acres near a little town called Blue Hill.  Blue Hill: It's kinda like Stars Hollow (you know, from Gilmore Girls).

When I was in Maine, I was really moosin' the AV Club!

I'm back from Maine!  There's very limited internet up there!  I have a lot of work to catch up on (my illustrious boss isn't here, of course), so I'll check ya later, Commentariat.

The Grownups 3: Back in Time
Eddie Murphy in a Fat Suit or Women's Clothing Again for Some Reason
Disney's Segways (or Buses, whichever is easier to monetize)
The Chipmunks 4: Attack of the Marmots
and 50 Shades of Gray (sadly, this one is real)

The twee little Crow.

In an attempt to downsize, Jurassic Township!