Even more dangerous than Machete is Jessica Alba's acting in Machete.

Wait… what rhymes with "hug me"?

WILSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

In-laws and boats: not a good combination.

My Mainer in-laws have a sailboat.  They spend more time talking about all the work the boat needs than they do actually sailing on the boat.

That picture is weirding me out.

His ex sounds like she's a little hot under the collar(bone).

Word, although this movie looks pretty awesome.

The ultimate heist: steal the international space station!

Breaking Bad - duh.  But I'm weirdly extra excited about it because it'll be the first time I can't just watch the next episode right away (I marathoned through it back in February).

Just listen to Modern Vampires of the City now.

Tagline: "What?!"

Saw the Anchorman 2 trailer before ST Into Darkness and Pacific Rim.  I yelled "YAYYYYY!" really loudly both times.  Sorry if any of you were accompanying theater patrons that day.  I don't talk during the movie, at least.

Kickstarter RAGE!!!

Do you accept loonies?  Or toonies?

Richard Ayoade

Breakfast will then go on to win the Triple Crown. 

His is green, the color of money.

I will say he gave me and my sister another great weird pop culture reference we can laugh about.

Rampaging is also good.  Mostly I just like Charlie Day and creepy kaiju… they can run some errands and generally terrorize some coastal urban areas (respectively, or not) for all I care.