Boooooooo.  This always happens to me when I am really hungry and excited about the food I am about to eat.  It's the most dangerous combination.

^^^ Same.  I can't drink without spilling almost all of the time.  Especially at the office.  See also: tripping over own two feet.

The worst is when you do ignore them, and it doesn't work.  They just keep talking.  Sometimes I've even pointedly looked away or started doing something else when someone like this is monopolizing my time, and THEY JUST KEEP TALKING AND TALKING.  What even are you?  Understand social cues!

I don't have a lot of time to goof off today, so three things:

So, when you play Monopoly, do you put the "collection" type money in the middle of the board, and then when someone lands on Free Parking they get that money?  Because that's how my friends and I played when we played Monopoly all the time in college (while drinking, duh) and that saved my ass so many times.

It varies.  Most days it's like 70/30 work/here.  Today it's going to be more like 85/15. :(

Um, I am actually also pretty excited to see The Conjuring.

Ugh.  You're dealing with Robot Man Who Believes World Revolves Around Him.  I work for his female counterpart.

I'm so insanely busy.  I want to hang here but I won't really have much time.

My promo is finally official!  My raise sucked balls, but whatever, more money I guess?(!)  For the first time in a year I don't have a big race coming up so I've just been running for fun and that is very relaxing!

Oh man. Hell no. I never made it through an episode of that show as it is.  Adding smell to the sensory assault would be horrific.

Spidey thread? http://imgace.com/wp-conten…

It's apples and oranges, for sure.  Both are excellent - however, I always liked Batman's villains more than Batman himself (which is pretty popular opinion, far as I can tell).

Fuck yes, Gambit.

Let's add:
1. NFL games
2. Really, any major sporting event
3. Two and a Half Men
4. Workaholics (I mean, I like that show, but I bet it doesn't smell great most of the time.)
5. Dirty Jobs w/ Mike Rowe
6. Deadliest Catch
7. Always Sunny (same issue as Workaholics)
8. Breaking Bad (unless they're dining at Pollos)
9. Law &…

Yeesh.  I love Fell's Point and the Inner Harbor, but yeah.  Bad form.

10/10 would watch.

Um, I never played that one.  Bubble Bobble is still fun, though! (I downloaded it on my Wii)

Liked for "buzzfeedy" and also the whole rest of the comment, but most especially "buzzfeedy".

And Bill Nye!